Em-J's Retarded Test :P (i'm 43% retarded lol)

Got this from emj. lol. sabaw.

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blond.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[ ] You sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ x ] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 6

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice."

So far: 8

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug by accident.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

So far: 12

[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[x] You break/lose a lot of things.

[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

So far: 15

[ ] Stole this but didn't leave a comment.